Lilly Kane

I totally don't have any "I just got a new pet!" stories, but I do like to look at the puppies playing (so long as I don't have to like, take care of them or feed them and stuff), so me and my brother went to the mall and watched the puppies in the pet store for pretty much ever after school yesterday.

Did you guys know the cutest boy works there? He plays with all the animals when the other employees aren't looking and he has glasses, but they just make him cuter. Nathan says he's gay, but he thinks everyone's gay, so you know, ignore that. Or not, whatever your thing is. But the point is, he's totally cute, you should all go pretend you're going to buy a pet and check him out. Yum.

Let's see, what else is going on? I aced my history quiz, I bought the most gorgeous dress you've ever seen for the next dance (from Daisy's boutique, oh my god it's so perfect in there, so tasteful!) and I tried out for the new musical in town - and I got a callback!

As usual, it's pretty great to be me!

You know why you're all sick and boring and complainy: because you're old. Oh my god, stop acting like old people and you'll actually have some fun in your life again. Really! It's a Lilly Kane promise, totally guaranteed. You know you agree with my philosophy. Start living it, please!

Let's see, the glamorous life of Lilly Kane. Parties, sneaking my brother into gay clubs, convincing a teacher to raise my grade just a little, sneaking out of home, sneaking back into home, holding most of the town in the palm of my hand.

It's amazing to be in Harmony if you're me.

Oh my god, I just spent the weekend, like, in bed. First I have dental surgery and then I have this mega-headache the migraine to end all migraines. It has been the worst couple of weeks ever.

But! I am feeling better, I'm totally feeling better, which means I need to fit a whole weekend into today. I need boys to flirt with, places to shop, movies to see and things to. It's going to a whirlwind, a crazy fun time, and if you dare - if you think you can handle it! - you should totally come along...

Because Lilly Kane is back!

I just had dental work done, you guys, I feel like crap. But I have an adorable brother who tucked me all up in bed and gave me ice cream, so I guess the story has a happy ending. But I still feel bad, and I can't talk :( You should all send me love and kisses so I heal faster.

If your name is Logan Echolls, Mr. Radio, you should send me extra love and kisses....

So tell me why you're not boring, everyone!

I need some evidence over here.

Oh my god, is everyone but me on this thing totally old? Gross. I'm not experimenting with anything, even socially, if everyone else is creaking and ancient.

Unless you're the hot kind of old...

I'm Lilly. I'm a fabulous 16, and I basically rule Harmony High. You guys wouldn't even get anything else about me, because like, how can you even read the screens through your old-people glasses?

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